Funny Birthday Card - Piss Yourself!

Funny Birthday Card - Piss Yourself!
Personalise Personalised Funny Birthday Card - Piss Yourself!
funny birthday card for friend

A personalised greetings card delivered direct to your door for only:


Funny Birthday Card - Piss Yourself!


This funny birthday card for a friend has been designed in large letting that really stands out. It can be personalised with any name on the top and shows the following text:

I would have got you a
funny birthday card
but at your age there's
a high chance you'll
piss yourself

A humorous birthday card for men, women, friend, dad, mum, husband, wife, brother, sister, nana, grandad or any recipient. As the cheesy joke card does not mention a specific birthday it can be used for any age recipient including 30th 40th 50th 60th 70th or even 80th.

What can be personalised?

The following details can be personalised on this card:

  • * Name

Any of the above sections with a * are required, all others are optional.

How many characters can I have?

When filling in your personalisation above, you will see a character counter under where you're typing. Each section has it's own character limit which is clearly displayed when you start typing.

Product Features

Card size: 5 x 7" (127mm x 178mm approx)
Envelope: Brown Fleck Recycled Envelope
Card type: 300gsm heavyweight card with smooth finish
Designed by: Koala Cards
Product code: HEY-CHIMP-1202
Standard UK Delivery FREE


As all of our products are made to order, please allow 3 - 5 working days for dispatch.

Secure Packaging

Cards are protected with a sealed protective sleeve before being dispatched in a strong (do not bend) board backed envelope.


Standard Delivery (Aim 3 - 5 days) Free
Next Day Delivery £7.95

The delivery timescales above are from dispatch and not order date.

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