{"product_id":"new-job-card-same-old-bullsh-t","title":"New Job Card - Same Old Bullshit","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis personalised new job card combines an adult office joke about familiar workplace frustrations following them with bold orange and teal lettering with a laptop, coffee mug, office chair, leafy plant and an overflowing inbox. Add a name of up to 20 characters to make the design personal.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIt works among leaving cards for colleagues and as a good luck in your new job card for a coworker, boss, friend or relative. The rude style also suits a funny leaving card or colleague leaving card where appropriate.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe card measures 12.7 x 17.8 cm and is blank inside for your own greeting. It comes with a brown envelope and is printed on smooth, heavyweight 300gsm greetings card.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eA colourful way to mark a career change while leaving room for your own congratulations and good wishes.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Hey Chimp","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":59081823355263,"sku":"HEY-CHIMP-31219","price":2.95,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0715\/8346\/5778\/files\/new-job-card-same-old-bullsh-t-cropped.jpg?v=1793783492","url":"https:\/\/heychimp.co.uk\/products\/new-job-card-same-old-bullsh-t","provider":"HeyChimp","version":"1.0","type":"link"}