Christmas cards for adults are where the fun really begins, no need to hold back on the jokes, the sarcasm, or a little festive naughtiness. Whether you are writing to friends, colleagues, or your other half, an adult Christmas card is your chance to make them laugh out loud and maybe blush just a little. Here is how to find the perfect mix of humour, cheek, and festive spirit.
Funny Christmas Messages for Adults
Everyone loves a laugh at Christmas, and a funny message is perfect for bringing the festive cheer. Keep it witty, light, and maybe a little bit sarcastic.
- Merry Christmas. Let us eat, drink, and pretend to like everyone for a few days.
- Hope your Christmas is full of love, laughter, and absolutely no awkward family conversations.
- Wishing you a Christmas as chaotic and brilliant as your life choices.
- Merry Christmas. May your hangover be mild and your snacks endless.
- Here is to surviving the holidays with minimal drama and maximum cheese.
Rude or Cheeky Christmas Messages
Sometimes Christmas cards just need a little edge. These are perfect for the people in your life who appreciate humour with a wink.
- Merry Christmas, you absolute legend, and yes, I checked, you are still on the naughty list.
- Santa called, he is not impressed, but I am.
- Wishing you a Christmas full of wine, laughter, and questionable decisions.
- You are the reason Santa drinks.
- Merry Christmas. Let us hope the only thing getting stuffed this year is the turkey.
For Friends
Your friends know your humour best, so go bold, playful, or full of inside jokes. It is the perfect way to celebrate your friendship.
- Merry Christmas to my partner in crime, let us make sure Santa never finds out what we got up to this year.
- Hope your Christmas is as wild as our group chat.
- Wishing you all the love, laughter, and gin you can handle.
- Merry Christmas to the friend who always makes every occasion just a little bit inappropriate.
For Couples or Partners
If you are writing to your partner or a couple who loves a good laugh, keep it cheeky, flirty, or downright silly.
- Merry Christmas to the one I love, and occasionally tolerate. You are my favourite headache.
- You make my heart jingle, and that is not just the Prosecco talking.
- Hope your Christmas is full of love, laughter, and adult rated fun.
- Merry Christmas. Let us make this year’s mistletoe moment one to remember.
- You are all I want for Christmas, and maybe some snacks.
For Colleagues or Workmates
Adult humour works in the office too, just keep it funny and friendly rather than too rude, save that for after hours.
- Merry Christmas. You have officially survived another year of pretending to know what is going on.
- Wishing you a festive season filled with joy, biscuits, and zero work emails.
- Hope your Christmas bonus buys at least one decent bottle of wine.
- Merry Christmas. Let us raise a glass to surviving meetings, deadlines, and each other.
What Not to Write
When it comes to adult humour, know your audience. Avoid jokes that could be taken personally or are too crude for comfort. The best adult Christmas cards balance cheeky and clever, so keep it light, funny, and full of festive spirit.
Make Their Christmas Fun, and a Little Naughty
Whether you go for witty, rude, or hilariously inappropriate, your card will stand out from the rest. Explore our collection of Adult Christmas Cards to find the perfect design for your cheeky message.
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