Looking for the perfect mix of love and laughter for Dad this Father’s Day? Whether your dad's the king of cringe jokes or the ultimate grill master, a funny Father's Day card is the perfect way to show him you care—without getting too soppy.
In this guide, we’ve rounded up the best funny messages to write in a Father's Day card, with something for every type of dad. From puns and one-liners to cheeky roasts and classic dad jokes, we've got you covered.
Short and Snappy Father’s Day Jokes
Perfect for light-hearted cards with big laughs.
- Happy Father’s Day! You raised a legend. You’re welcome.
- Dad, I love you more than your WiFi password.
- You’re one in a million. Just like your jokes.
- To the man who taught me everything I know—especially how to avoid manual labour.
- Happy Father’s Day! Let’s pretend this card counts as a gift.
Cheeky Roast Messages for Dad
Because sometimes roasting is the love language.
- You’ve always been like a father to me. Oh wait…
- Thanks for being there. Mostly in the lounge. With the remote.
- Happy Father’s Day to the man, the myth, the legend… in his own mind.
- Congrats on being the funniest, grumpiest, and most stubborn person I know. And still, somehow lovable.
- I got you a card instead of socks. Growth.
Classic Dad Joke Style Messages
Make him groan and laugh all at once.
- I wanted to get you something amazing for Father’s Day… but then I remembered you already have me.
- I know you said you didn’t want anything—but here’s this amazing card instead. Nailed it.
- What do you call someone who tells bad jokes, grills in the rain, and wears socks with sandals? My hero.
- This card is like you—full of dad energy and questionable fashion sense.
- You're the only dad who can make mowing the lawn sound philosophical.
For the DIY Dad
Tailor your message for the tool-loving, shed-dwelling legend.
- Happy Father’s Day to the man who owns 17 screwdrivers and uses 2.
- If love were measured in drill bits, you’d be the whole toolbox.
- Thanks for always fixing things. Even if you broke them first.
Funny Father’s Day Messages from Adult Kids
- Thanks for not killing me as a teenager. Real restraint.
- You taught me everything—except how to not hit snooze five times.
- If I had a pound for every bad joke you’ve told… I’d have enough to buy you a better card.
Funny Message + Gift Combos
Pair these messages with a gift for maximum effect:
- (With a beer gift set) “For the man who taught me beer is a food group.”
- (With socks) “A tradition as old as time. Socks. Again.”
- (With BBQ tools) “Here’s to overcooked burgers and undercooked sausages—just how you like them.”
Final Tip:
Whatever you write, make it personal. A little inside joke, a shared memory, or just a cheeky wink goes a long way.
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Make him laugh. Make him proud. Maybe both.
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