What to Write in a Steak and Blowjob Day Card

Steak and Blowjob Day is an unofficial celebration that skips the flowers and chocolates in favour of a good meal and some quality time. It's simple, direct, and to the point—just like the name suggests. Whether you fully embrace the occasion or just want a laugh, a card can set the right tone. Here's what to write to make it fun, thoughtful, or unforgettable.

For a Romantic Message

A heartfelt message can make the day even more special. Whether you want to express love, gratitude, or just let them know you're thinking of them, a few sincere words go a long way. Keep it short, meaningful, and straight from the heart.

  • "You make my life better. Today is just a bonus."
  • "You're rare and well done at the same time."
  • "Steak, love, and a great night ahead. Perfect."

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For a Funny Touch

Laughter makes any occasion better, and this day is no exception. A witty or cheeky message can add some fun to the celebration. Whether you go for a clever pun or a playful joke, keep it light and entertaining.

  • "Happy Steak and… well, you know, Day!"
  • "Two great things in one day? Someone planned this right."
  • "Here's to a meal you'll love and an activity you'll enjoy even more."

Roses are red, violets are blue, steak is delicious, and well… you know what to do. Happy Steak and Blowjob Day! Today’s menu: Medium-rare ribeye and absolute satisfaction.
Valentine’s Day was your day, today is mine. Steak on my plate, fun on my mind. No chocolates, no flowers, just meat, appreciation, and a little extra seasoning.

For a Grill Enthusiast

For those who take their grilling seriously, a card that acknowledges their skills will hit the mark. Whether they're a backyard BBQ pro or a steakhouse enthusiast, a message that highlights their love for cooking will make them smile.

  • "Fire up the grill. Let's make this a night to remember."
  • "Medium rare steak, top-tier company. Nothing better."
  • "Your seasoning skills are as impressive as your other talents."

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For a Friendly Reminder

Not everyone keeps track of every celebration. A lighthearted reminder can help them get into the spirit of the day without pressure. Keep it fun and to the point.

  • "This day only comes once a year. Make it count."
  • "Steak first, the rest later. Priorities."
  • "Forget flowers and chocolate. Today is different."

Wishing you a day filled with sizzling steaks and absolutely no complaints. A man’s love language: 16 oz. ribeye, crispy fries, and, well… use your imagination.
Medium-rare? Well done? However you like it, just make sure it’s satisfying. One simple request: Keep it juicy, keep it satisfying, and let’s make this a tradition.

For the Single Celebrator

Being single doesn't mean missing out. Treat yourself to a great meal, enjoy your own company, and make the day about what makes you happy. Whether it's a perfectly cooked steak or a night of relaxation, celebrate on your terms.

  • "Steak for one? No problem. Enjoy every bite."
  • "Good food, good vibes, no stress."
  • "Celebrate yourself with the best meal of the year."

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Make It Special

The little details can turn a simple celebration into something memorable. A small effort, like a handwritten note or a well-timed surprise, shows you care and makes the day more enjoyable.

  • Pair the card with a steak dinner.
  • Write your message on a napkin for a fun touch.
  • Leave the card where they'll find it before dinner.

Signing off you card

No matter who you are writing for, it is important to remember that the best Mother's Day card messages are heartfelt and filled with love.

  • Love
  • With love
  • Lots of love
  • Love always
  • Love you

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Final thoughts on what to include in your card

Whatever message you choose, making it personal is what really counts. And if you need the perfect card to go with it, check out our Steak and BJ Day collection at Hey Chimp!

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