This adult humour Christmas card is very funny. With a twist on the Nat King Cole song 'Chestnuts roasting on an open fire', the card has the following text:
chest and nuts
roasting by an open fire
The card shows a naked couple (with just Christmas slippers on) stood in front of a fireplace. So yes, their chest and nuts are roasting by an open fire.
Give this funny Christmas card to a couple, husband, wife, auntie, uncle or anyone who loves a naughty little joke this Xmas.
What can be personalised?
The following details can be personalised on this card:
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How many characters can I have?
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|Card size:||5 x 7" (127mm x 178mm approx)|
|Card type:||300gsm heavyweight card with smooth finish|
|Designed by:||Hey Chimp Ltd|
|Standard UK Delivery||FREE|
If you're posting this card on to that special someone it can be posted in the envelope provided. This can be sent as a standard letter size using Royal Mail
As all of our products are made to order, please allow 3 - 5 working days for dispatch.
Cards are protected with a sealed protective sleeve before being dispatched in a strong (do not bend) board backed envelope.
|Standard Delivery (Aim 3 - 5 days)||Free|
|Next Day Delivery||£7.95|
The delivery timescales above are from dispatch and not order date.