Rude Birthday Cards for Men and Women - Funny Velcro Shoes Bday Card
Order a card just for them
Show them how much you care
They'll love that it's unique and special.
Comes complete with an envelope
Inject a dose of humour into the birthday celebrations of your loved ones with our Rude Birthday Cards for Men and Women. These perfectly offensive birthday cards, including the popular Velcro Shoes Bday Card, are bound to stir up a storm of laughter.
The cheeky design and hilarious messages are ideal for those who appreciate a little naughty humour on their special day.
Don't just send a card, send an experience! Whether it's for your dad, mum, brother, sister, or best friend, our amusing cards will be the highlight of their birthday.
Imagine the burst of laughter when they open the card, the shared jokes around the dinner table, and the memories that will linger long after the candles are blown out. Make their birthday unforgettable with our Rude Birthday Cards.
However, be warned - our cards are not for the faint-hearted. If a 'Happy Birthday' sung in an off-key chorus and a cake ablaze with candles is your idea of a safe celebration, you might want to stick to the traditional.
But if you're ready to step out of the box and bring the house down with laughter, then these funny, rude birthday cards are definitely for you.
This greeting card has been designed by Hey Chimp. The card and envelope are 100% recyclable.
- Card size: 5 x 7" (127mm x 178mm approx)
- Envelope: Envelope inlcuded
- Card type: 300gsm heavyweight card with smooth finish
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Production of Personalised Items
Standard production times vary based on the product ordered. Please see the relevant product page for more details.
Standard Delivery
Delivery aim: 2 - 3 working days from dispatch
Multiple Items
You're welcome to order as many items as you need. We will, where possible, combine your personalised products in to the minimal number of packages for you. This helps reduce costs and resources for us all.
What can be personalised?
Please refer to the image above for details on the personalisation of this card. This clearly shows each section and location of your personalised information.
This also shows which information is optional on the card.
How many characters can I have?
When filling in your personalisation above, you will see a character counter under where you're typing. Each section has it's own character limit which is clearly displayed when you start typing.
Greeting Card Features
Good Quality & Size
A personalised greeting card that is 7 x 5" in size. Printed on strong 300gsm cardstock with a smooth finish so that it both feels and looks good on any mantlepiece or shelf!
Envelope Included
Your card comes complete with an envelope. Once you've written your message inside you can pop the card in the envelope provided before posting on or giving to the lucky recipient.
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