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Mark Christmas with a card made for an adult husband, dad, brother, uncle, friend or relative who enjoys rude age humour. The front reads 'I would have got you a funny Christmas card but at your age there's a high chance you'll piss yourself!', using tall black and red lettering with the age-related punchline placed at the centre of a clean white front. The polite setup and blunt age punchline create a quick adult joke without tying the card to one exact age. The wording and artwork make the recipient and occasion clear straight away without adding unsupported claims.
The card measures 12.7 x 17.8 centimeters and is printed on 300gsm smooth, heavyweight card stock. It is blank inside, leaving room for a warm Christmas wish, a shared joke or a longer personal message. A red envelope is included, and you can place cash, a voucher or a gift card inside alongside your words.
Choose this card when an adult relative or friend enjoys direct festive banter about getting older. The printed design does the opening work, while the blank interior lets the final Christmas greeting come from you.
Why buy this card?
Good Quality & Size
A personalised greeting card that is 7 x 5" in size. Printed on strong 300gsm cardstock with a smooth finish so that it both feels and looks good on any mantlepiece or shelf!
Envelope Included
Your card comes complete with an envelope. Once you've written your message inside you can pop the card in the envelope provided before posting on or giving to the lucky recipient.
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Features
This greeting card has been designed by Hey Chimp. The card and envelope are 100% recyclable.
- Card size: 5 x 7" (127mm x 178mm approx)
- Envelope: Envelope included
- Card type: 300gsm heavyweight card with smooth finish
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