Get Naughty this Christmas with Rude Cards for your Spouse or Partner - Touch My Elf!
Order a card just for them
Show them how much you care
They'll love that it's unique and special.
Comes complete with an envelope
Get ready to add a dash of naughty charm to your holiday season with our Funny Rude Elf Christmas Card - a perfect choice for your husband, wife, boyfriend, or girlfriend. This card takes the tradition of festive notes to a new level with its cheeky humour and slightly risqué overtones.
With a design featuring a mischievous elf, this Xmas greeting card is sure to incite merry laughs amongst adults who relish a good joke.
Crafted with a keen eye for detail, the card comes adorned with humorous, naughty, and a slightly dirty elf-inspired illustration that will add a fun, novel, and merry touch to your Christmas presents.
An ideal novelty for men and women alike, this card doubles as a hilarious gift, bringing a unique level of fun and humour to your Christmas celebrations.
Whether you're looking to surprise your partner with a secret Santa gift or seeking the perfect cheeky card for your friend, our Funny Rude Elf Christmas Card fits the bill.
It's not just about the humour; the card serves as a perfect testament to your bond, full of love, fun and shared memories. It's a humorous, adult, sexy, and slightly naughty way to say Merry Christmas to your loved ones.
It's more than a card - it's a merry memory maker for adults who appreciate a good laugh - gay, lesbian, or straight.Bring home this funny, rude, elf Christmas card and fill the holiday season with laughter and good cheer.
This greeting card has been designed by Hey Chimp. The card and envelope are 100% recyclable.
- Card size: 5 x 7" (127mm x 178mm approx)
- Envelope: Envelope inlcuded
- Card type: 300gsm heavyweight card with smooth finish
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Production of Personalised Items
Standard production times vary based on the product ordered. Please see the relevant product page for more details.
Standard Delivery
Delivery aim: 2 - 3 working days from dispatch
Multiple Items
You're welcome to order as many items as you need. We will, where possible, combine your personalised products in to the minimal number of packages for you. This helps reduce costs and resources for us all.
What can be personalised?
Please refer to the image above for details on the personalisation of this card. This clearly shows each section and location of your personalised information.
This also shows which information is optional on the card.
How many characters can I have?
When filling in your personalisation above, you will see a character counter under where you're typing. Each section has it's own character limit which is clearly displayed when you start typing.
Greeting Card Features
Good Quality & Size
A personalised greeting card that is 7 x 5" in size. Printed on strong 300gsm cardstock with a smooth finish so that it both feels and looks good on any mantlepiece or shelf!
Envelope Included
Your card comes complete with an envelope. Once you've written your message inside you can pop the card in the envelope provided before posting on or giving to the lucky recipient.
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