Graduation Cards: The Do-Nots You’ll Want to Ignore (or Not)
Graduation is a big deal. You’ve got the cap, the gown, the photos that’ll haunt them for decades. And now you’ve got a card to write. Before you pen that message, we’ve made a list of the worst (and maybe secretly best) things you could write.
Because nothing says “I’m proud of you” like a well-placed passive-aggressive joke.
“Welcome to the Real World… It Sucks!”
Yes, adulting is hard. But maybe wait until the cake's eaten before hitting them with a dose of capitalism. Nobody needs a life crisis with their celebratory bubbles.
Try this instead: funny graduation card ideas that don't kill the vibe.
“You’re Going to Be a Star… Just Like I Was!”
We get it. You peaked in ’96. Now’s not the time to make it about you. Unless, of course, it’s your graduation card. Then by all means, shine on.
Looking for inspiration that isn’t a humblebrag? Check out our cards for big moments that keep the spotlight where it belongs.
“Enjoy Unemployment!”
Classic uncle banter. But maybe don’t? It’s giving recession-core energy. A dash of humour is great - just aim for punchline not punch-in-the-gut.
Need help balancing sass and support? Browse our cards with attitude that actually land.
TL;DR – Unless You’re Going for Chaos…
Here’s your fast-track checklist of Graduation Card “Don’ts”:
- “You peaked in uni” – ouch
- “Can I borrow money now?” – maybe wait a week
- “Now you’re officially old” – factually incorrect, still mean
- “Don’t mess it up” – thanks, Aunt Debra
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