Funny Things to Write in a Pride Card

Pride is powerful — and sometimes it’s hilariously fabulous too. Whether you're celebrating a bestie, a partner, or a fabulous colleague, a Pride card is the perfect excuse to be cheeky, heartfelt, and bold in one go. If you're stuck on what to write that brings the glitter and the giggles, you're in the right place.

Sassy & Spectacular One-Liners

These quick zingers pack a punch and look great next to confetti or kiss marks. Perfect if you want to keep it short but make a statement. One-liners are the best way to slay without delay — whether you're signing off a card or leaving it in their locker with a smile. And if you’re looking for even more sass, our funny cards bring the same cheeky energy.

• "You're valid, you're iconic, and your eyeliner is illegal in 37 countries."
• "Sending love, rainbows, and just the right amount of chaos."
• "You make the world a more fabulous place — one glitter bomb at a time."
• "Not everyone gets to be the main character. Lucky for us, you do."

Funny & Fierce Messages

Let’s face it: Pride is part celebration, part mic drop. These lines bring the sass and love in equal measure. Great for someone who appreciates both a belly laugh and a compliment that hits home. Perfect to pair with something from our LGBTQ+ gifting collection.

• "Proud of you for being unapologetically you. Also proud of your ability to pull off sequins in daylight."
• "Here’s to chosen family, rainbow energy, and being way too much — on purpose."
• "Your existence is protest, party, and poetry. In short: ICONIC."
• "This card contains zero judgement and 100% slay."

Sweet but Still Sparkly

Pride isn't just about loud laughter — sometimes it's quiet love and loud outfits. These messages bring warmth, celebration, and sparkle without losing their punch. Perfect for showing up with love, hugs, and possibly cake.

• "You're the kind of human who makes Pride more than a parade."
• "The world needs your voice, your joy, and your ridiculous dance moves."
• "You’re not just out — you’re outstanding."
• "Happy Pride to someone worth celebrating every damn day."

P.S. Need the Perfect Card?

If you’re looking for cards that match the energy, sass, and sparkle of the messages above, check out our Pride cards. They're bold, cheeky, and full of love — just like they should be.