Knowing what *not* to write in a wedding card is just as important as knowing what to write. While weddings are a celebration of love and commitment, a poorly chosen message can easily veer into awkward, inappropriate, or downright cringe-worthy territory.
Too Much Honesty
It’s tempting to be real with people you’re close to—but a wedding card isn’t the place for brutal honesty. Stick to positivity and save the tea for another time.
- I still can’t believe you’re actually going through with it.
- Remember, there's always divorce if it doesn’t work out.
- Not sure I see this lasting, but congrats!
- Here’s hoping this one sticks.
Inappropriate Jokes
Humour is great—when it lands. But weddings aren’t the time for jokes that push the line. If you wouldn’t say it to their nan, maybe leave it out.
- Ball and chain, huh? Good luck!
- Enjoy the last good meal you’ll ever eat.
- Marriage: the end of happiness as you know it.
- I give it a year.
- Your freedom will be missed.
Oversharing
This card is not your memoir. Keep the focus on the couple, not your personal love life or lack thereof. No one needs a TMI moment mid-vows.
- This reminds me of my third wedding...
- You’re lucky—I’ve only had terrible relationships.
- I wish someone would marry me already.
Bringing Up the Ex
No matter how funny, nostalgic, or juicy it seems, bringing up exes is a no-go. It makes everyone uncomfortable—and it’s not your story to tell.
- I always thought you’d end up with Jake.
- Does your new partner know about your wild past?
- Remember your first wedding?
- You finally let go of that toxic mess, huh?
- Glad this one doesn’t suck.
Unsolicited Advice
Even with the best intentions, wedding cards aren’t the place for lectures. Keep your wisdom bites to yourself unless they’re genuinely heartfelt and invited.
- Marriage is hard work—good luck.
- Let me know when the honeymoon phase ends.
- You’ll argue about everything—just give it time.
- Here’s what *I* would do differently…
Off-Topic Commentary
Don’t make it weird. Stick to the occasion and avoid shoehorning in off-topic thoughts, even if they’re harmless. It distracts from the moment.
- Can’t wait for the Christmas party!
- Did you hear who’s pregnant?
- Hope the buffet doesn’t give me food poisoning.
- This venue could use air con.
Don't trigger a meltdown!
The goal is simple: celebrate love, not trigger a family meltdown. Keep your message kind, light, and personal—and you’ll be remembered for the right reasons.
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