Description
This brutally honest mug is made for people with a dark sense of humour and zero patience for nonsense. Featuring the phrase I'd Rather Sh*t In My Hands And Clap, it delivers unapologetic sarcasm with every sip.
Perfect for coffee breaks, office desks or home use, this 11oz ceramic mug makes a bold statement and always gets a reaction.
An optional personalised message can be added, making it easy to tailor the mug with a name or custom note for an extra personal touch.
Made from durable ceramic with a crisp printed finish, this mug is microwave and dishwasher safe and built for everyday use.
Why buy this mug?
Great Quality & Size
A high-quality ceramic mug that holds 11oz of your favourite brew - whether it’s tea, coffee or something cheekier. Printed with bold, long-lasting designs on a glossy white finish.
Dishwasher Safe
No faff, no handwashing needed. Our mugs are dishwasher safe and made to handle daily use. The print stays crisp, the mug stays shiny, and you stay happy.
Order Today!
Ordering is super simple. Personalise your mug and see your message live before you buy. Then just add to basket, checkout, and sit back - we’ll handle the rest.
Delivered Direct You
Every mug is safely packed and delivered direct to you. With estimated delivery shown at checkout and dispatched in 2–3 working days, it’s fast, reliable and stress-free.
Features
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Optional message |
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| Size: |
11oz |
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