Elf Arrival Card for Parents - I'm Back! Creepy Little S*it Adult Humour Cards

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100% Recyclable
100% Recyclable

Festive fun for adults!

Need a funny Christmas card for parents this year? This sarcastic Christmas card is the perfect way to ruin the holidays for them by telling them their annoying elf is back!

This hilarious and silly Christmas card is sure to get a reaction from them and is perfect for anyone who wants to spread some cheer (or if they hate the elves) this holiday season.

Humorous Christmas card message:

Oh great! That creepy little s*it is back!

Perfect for anyone who loves to hate Christmas elves from the North Pole.

Designed to be outrageous!

We know you want to offend everyone you know this Christmas, so why not start with our outrageous Christmas cards with swearing on the front? They're designed to offend and insult - in the best possible way of course!

Perfect for the good and naughty elves!

Order your festive elf Christmas cards online today - perfect for parents that can't wait until January!

This greeting card has been designed by Hey Chimp. The card and envelope are 100% recyclable.

  • Card size: 5 x 7" (127mm x 178mm approx)
  • Envelope: Envelope inlcuded
  • Card type: 300gsm heavyweight card with smooth finish

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A personalised greeting card that is 7 x 5" in size. Printed on strong 300gsm cardstock with a smooth finish so that it both feels and looks good on any mantlepiece or shelf!

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Elf Arrival Card for Parents - I'm Back! Creepy Little S*it Adult Humour Cards

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