Offensive Christmas Card for Friends and Family - Merry F*cking Christmas!
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Insult your loved ones!
Need a funny, rude and insulting Christmas card for your loved one this year? This offensive Christmas card is the perfect way to ruin the holidays for your loved ones!
This hilarious and offensive Christmas card is sure to get a reaction from your family and friends. It's perfect for anyone who wants to spread some cheer (and a little bit of rudeness) this holiday season.
Humorous Christmas card message:
{name}
I've been watching you and you're getting f*ck all this year!
Perfect for anyone who loves to take things too far and push the envelope.
Designed to offend and insult!
We know you want to offend everyone you know this Christmas, so why not start with our outrageous and insulting Christmas cards? They're designed to offend and insult - in the best possible way of course!
Perfect for the naughty ones!
Order your offensive and rude Christmas cards online today - perfect for your naughty friends!
This greeting card has been designed by Hey Chimp. The card and envelope are 100% recyclable.
- Card size: 5 x 7" (127mm x 178mm approx)
- Envelope: Envelope inlcuded
- Card type: 300gsm heavyweight card with smooth finish
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Production of Personalised Items
Standard production times vary based on the product ordered. Please see the relevant product page for more details.
Standard Delivery
Delivery aim: 2 - 3 working days from dispatch
Multiple Items
You're welcome to order as many items as you need. We will, where possible, combine your personalised products in to the minimal number of packages for you. This helps reduce costs and resources for us all.
What can be personalised?
Please refer to the image above for details on the personalisation of this card. This clearly shows each section and location of your personalised information.
This also shows which information is optional on the card.
How many characters can I have?
When filling in your personalisation above, you will see a character counter under where you're typing. Each section has it's own character limit which is clearly displayed when you start typing.
Greeting Card Features
Good Quality & Size
A personalised greeting card that is 7 x 5" in size. Printed on strong 300gsm cardstock with a smooth finish so that it both feels and looks good on any mantlepiece or shelf!
Envelope Included
Your card comes complete with an envelope. Once you've written your message inside you can pop the card in the envelope provided before posting on or giving to the lucky recipient.
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